As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

nudityandnerdery:

speakerwiggin:

zohbugg:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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No comment necessary.

You are my hero.

(via portland-mando)

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